Tee Shirt Cutting Ideas

What do you think of my costume for a "White Trash costume?
A big curly hair, bright blue eye shadow, lipstick bright red, with a cigarette, a beer, a fake baby, a NASCAR or WWF cut shirt so my division and is showing a fake tattoo on my boob. fake a pregnant belly, cut shorts and black high heels. If you have any other ideas that are great!
You have to use a pair of Converse shoes with socks. You can also rent a Chevy Camaro with some flames on the side, too. After that would be perfect.
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