where can I find quotes like these.?

I want you please to tell me pop cult quotes like theones on these t shirts on this store

X come to the dark side. we have cookies
X even if the voices are not real, they`ve got pretty good ideas
X i hear voices. and they don`t like you
X smile. it confuses people
X may i please borrow your pen? i need to stab you in the eye
X shit happends. mostly to me, so don`t worry
X i know how u feel… i just don`t care
X save water. drink beer.
X i don`t have a drink problem; i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, no problem
X people say i`m crazy, but the voices in my head say i`m not
X genius by birth, slacker by choice
X normal people worry me
X i`m confused.. wait.. maybe i`m not
X i`m not a complete idiot. some parts are missing
X good friends don`t let you do stupid things…alone
X i`m not random, i just have alot of useless information
X don`t knock on death`s door. ring the doorbell and run. he hates that!
X everyone has a wild side. but me and my friends prefer to make ours public
X if i don`t go crazy, i lose my mind
i don`t know more:-?? uhmm. i like those ones, though.
http://www.glitter-graphics.com/gallery.php?tags=funny+quotes try to look here too.

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