I need some ideas for cute sayings for baby/toddler onesies and shirts…?

I am a stay-at-home mom and I have a small clothing line. I am expanding into maternity and baby stuff and would love to have some input from the moms and dads here.

Spit happens!
Cuter than baby Jesus
I can kick your baby’s butt
My other car seat is in a Porsche
All Mommy wanted was a back rub
Hung like a 5yr old
Are you my daddy?
I just spent nine months on the inside
Centre of the universe
They’re not my parents, they are the hired help
You’re old
My Daddy could beat up your Daddy
Chicks dig me
Sleep is for the weak
Does my head look big in this?
They found me on eBay
Granny magnet
Saw it, wanted it, threw a tantrum, GOT IT
Thunder pants
Mommy’s/Daddy’s Mini-me
I only cry when ugly people hold me
Free loader
I have my parents well trained
Eat, sleep, poop, cry, eat, sleep, poop, cry
Don’t look at me, the dog did it
This T-shirt was clean this morning

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